Ricky-ism's

So moving from CA was a bit of a shock at first, which is to be expected... but working for Ricky has really given me a continual laugh about living in the south. I always call my mom, and tell her the most recent Ricky-ism that I just heard. I think that most other people would call them southern sayings, but a Ricky-ism is just plain funny. So as I hear them, I will post them. The latest was when I was obviuosly not wanting to devulge something to him and his response was "Yur a damn lur". Go ahead take a minute and try to figure out exactly what the hell that means, you have to say it to yourself exactly how it is spelled. He was trying to tell me that I was " You're a damn Liar!". Ha ha ha I really do enjoy spending most of my day with him, he really does make me laugh.
another Ism's : "Six in one hand, half dozen in the other"

The above picture I added in just for fun, this is Ricky's new kitchen.....notice how the man put a metal OUTSIDE garbage can in the kitchen. He says its a man trash can, I say it should be used for recyling....OUTSIDE. He loves it though, since it holds alot! :) I guess you cant blame that logic.